How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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