My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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