Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Randomize
