Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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