haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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