is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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