You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Success! We fucked roommates!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
