I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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