spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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