the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
You don't make any sense
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