with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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