He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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