She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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