Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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