I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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