fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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