I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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