giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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