Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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