So drunk, too bad you don't want this
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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