never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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