I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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