why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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