Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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