so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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