i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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