Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Randomize
