i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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