fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Randomize
