im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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