Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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