she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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