i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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