her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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