Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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