I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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