this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
wow bdsm is so cute
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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