i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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