Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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