Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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