i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Randomize
