That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
now i know why i became what i already was.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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