win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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