so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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