Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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