As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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