That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
even my farts smell like vagina
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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