Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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