Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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