piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i would punch a child for taco bell
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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