so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
