id be glad to
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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