He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Rumble strips road head = magical
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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