Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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