I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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